A yuck tarot reading? Oooh, did you go to the skinny brown-haired lady near my pushcart? Lady Lorana, or something like that? I've talked to her a few times. She recently broke up with her husband or boyfriend or something and she's very bitter about it. I wouldn't be surprised if she let that color all of her readings. Also, the lady is about as psychic as a potato chip.

Don't hesitate to drop me a line whenever you decide to go again. I get complimentary tickets in my contract packet every year, and they usually just go to waste.