Women's logic

Seven years ago today, I met my husband at a St. Patrick's Day festival at The Garden in the Heights, Houston. This morning we had this conversation:

Me: Hey, do you realize we've been together exactly *pauses to wrinkle brow and whispers 7X2 is 14, 4+4 is 8, 1+1 is 2, 28* one fourth of my life?

Larry: Uh huh. Twenty five percent of your life and *without pausing to calculate* a little over fifteen percent of mine. *looks smug at swift answer*

Me: I guess you'll have to spend more time with me, then, if you want to catch up.


I'm so lucky he puts up with me. :D

Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody!